Love Explorer Gifts

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Tell me about your attachments.'

'I would like you to contact a tall dark and handsome stranger. Object, matrimony.'

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Tunnel of love.

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

Marriage Bureau: 'I hope you're not just window shopping.'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Love

Dating Vending Machine

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

A man with a key head and a woman with a lock face

"Let's get some air."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"My friends have been bugging me to sign up on this dating site."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Trish, Will You Bury Me?

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Are you sure her voice mail message didn't say to 'bring a rose'.'

You'lll recognize yours by the cute little mole on her shoulder.

'Modern women: part nurturer, part healer, part seeker of clues.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"My leg's fallen asleep and the rest of me is not far behind."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

What's wrong with me? I want Darlene so much. But when I have a chance to be with her, I run away. Why? Is it her I love, or is it just the thrill of the chase? A deep, important question. Dear Reader: Please forgive this foray into self-awareness. Now back to our regular programming. I blame Microsoft. You're a loser!

Wait

Men seeking women - men seeking men - men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Real Estate Personals

"I'm in this for the momentary haul."

"Whatever you do, please don't edit yourself."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'