Explorer Gifts

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I'm not impressed, Rupert, by your language skills, or your cultural understanding.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Columus being laughed at for not knowing which continent he is on

Medieval Patent Office

'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'

Elephant Tracks.

"I don't care if you are a Geordie...

'This will photograph it, check our global position, scroll our database, name it, text details,play music and oops - the battery's gone dead.'

Danger Quicksand.

'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

'Misanthropology.'

Jungle Communication

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

'We must be the meatballs.'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

"Oh, Yeah...that's right...you discovered America!"

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Cannibal Recipes.

"Wait, are you Gluten Free?"

Two hundred years before Newton, Columbus discovers gravity in the New World.

Quicker sand.

'It looks to me as though the Yeti's into line dancing'

"Oh come of it, Christopher, The world is flat, the beer is flat..."

Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

'Didn't the medicine man tell you to avoid salty snacks?'

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'