Exploration Seeker Gifts

pro and Con.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Pirate

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays