Self-exploration Seeker Gifts

'I just can't seem to shake this craving for male attention.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Planned service changes

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Steve found himself on his travels.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Adolescencia"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Motorway of the Self

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

$875,000 later.

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."