Self-exploration Enthusiast Gifts

"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

'These feelings of self-loathing that you're experiencing are, at least in your case, quite understandable.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

'I'm not happy. Find out what's missing with my life.'

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

A swan?! Let's face it - I am just an ugly duckling!

Autobiographer holds up a mirror to his face.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Rainbow/Horizon

On board the MS Hepatology

"Adolescencia"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."