Self-discovery Explorer Gifts

'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

Know Thyself: 'How boring.'

Duelling personalities.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Joe's Bar - If you're trying to find yourself, maybe you're in here.

'I know many people have trouble making up their minds, but I happen to be a decision-maker!'

'Such feelings of inadequacy are not unusual in a person of your insignificance.'

There's always something you don't want to find out about yourself.

How does that make you feel?

Navel Gazing

Soul Searching: Person stumbles through brambles.

"Anyway, during lockdown our Jaxen discovered he doesn't actually have an internal monolgue."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

Planned service changes

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Reflection (with bubbles)

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"