Self-diagnosis Explorer Gifts

Maybe you have cancer. - 'Why would I have cancer?' - 'Why would you not have cancer?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Maybe I have cancer.' - '' -

Kim was beginning to wish she hadn't started down the self-diagnosis route

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Adolescencia"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"