Self-diagnosis Explorer Gifts

Maybe you have cancer. - 'Why would I have cancer?' - 'Why would you not have cancer?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Maybe I have cancer.' - '' -

Kim was beginning to wish she hadn't started down the self-diagnosis route

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Adolescencia"

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.