Experimental Explorer Gifts

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I know you feel it can't be done, but please don't interrupt me while I'm getting it done.'

Although successful, Richard couldn't help feeling that his experiment was pointless.

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

'I don't think we've quite repeated the experiment - last time we did it, the glass gave out a middle 'c'.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"