Experimental Explorer Gifts

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I know you feel it can't be done, but please don't interrupt me while I'm getting it done.'

Although successful, Richard couldn't help feeling that his experiment was pointless.

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

'I don't think we've quite repeated the experiment - last time we did it, the glass gave out a middle 'c'.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.