Electronic Explorer Gifts

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Socket for laptop or mobile under seat

Clive Sinclair

'So I sold my entire library on Ebay and replaces it with this ebook.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"And this smart kitchen gadget coordinates and disciplines all your other smart kitchen gadgets."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Hey...remember T.V.?