Electronic Explorer Pillows

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Socket for laptop or mobile under seat

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"And this smart kitchen gadget coordinates and disciplines all your other smart kitchen gadgets."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Exit only.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games