Experiment Explorer Gifts

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Yoga feasibility studies.

I love Science.

"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"I totally meant to do that."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'May I present Sir Isaac Newton. He claims to have discovered something big.'

'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'

"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

"That must have been the paradigm shift."

'Oh, wow, you found my science project ant it works!'

'Galileo, you'll have to simplify the experiment.'

Center for the study of phenomena that have scientists scratching their heads.

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"The light goes on. I pull the lever. The food comes. It's a full life."

"Eureka!"

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Yeah, it's great being a Guinea Pig: At work, I get to try out new stuff all the time...'

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'And tell him - NO chemistry set this year!

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Yeah, it's great being a Guinea Pig: At work, I get to try out new stuff all the time...'

"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.