Laboratory Explorer Gifts

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'