Lab Life Explorer Gifts

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

Scientific Tea.

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

Scientist cleans lab window.

Crazy Scientist