Lab Life Explorer T-Shirts

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Great, now we're lost."

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

Scientific Tea.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

How?

Crazy Scientist

Scientist cleans lab window.

Energy Research.