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'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"A possible eureka."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

The segway RV.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Physicist in restaurant.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab