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'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'It's the learner maze.'

Energy Research.

'Do you know what a chimp costs these days?'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"What time is it?"

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"