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'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Challenge and solution

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Smart Bomb.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Bibliomaniac

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Falling in Love Over Books

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Computer spying.

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.