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'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Challenge and solution

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Smart Bomb.

Bibliomaniac

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Computer spying.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Falling in Love Over Books

Egyptology Books form Pyramid