Line Enthusiast T-Shirts

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Prisoner Crossing

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Internet Name Tags.

He's Tasty!

Internet Addict Anonymous

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I and my Blog'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"How can I access this heart?"

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."