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'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

Your place or mine, or right here?

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Seriously, did you just use the 'Wanna come back to my pad' pickup line?"

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'