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"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

Gulliver chats up young woman: 'I'm very big in Lilliput.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Snail Love.

'So much for the milk and cookies. How do you take your eggs in the morning?'

"The desert does strange things to a man..."

Is that a weapon of mass destruction in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

"Don't worry - I'm on the pill."

"I've always been rich for my age. It runs in the family."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"If you're free later perhaps we could watch some of my life's 'deleted scenes'."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

'Man, we're never gonna get any ladies with that guy around.'

You look so good you could be on television...in fact you're already blurred.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"How's about you and me flying out to Utah and taking a gander at some of the earthworks I've financed."

Paradise Singles Bar.

Mating ritual.

Heaven must be missing an angel.

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'

'Going my way,Gorgeous?'

'I don't have any etchings, but would you care to come down and see my burrowings?'

'You're 'bipartisan'? Ooo -- sounds kinky!'

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

Why parallel lines never meet.

'For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.'

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