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'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

He's Tasty!

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?