Pick-up Line Aficionados T-Shirts

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

"May I write a poem about you?"

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

'Hiya, spaceman.'