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'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

Fresh fish

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"No, I won't date you, but here's a medal for showing up!"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"So, back to my place?"

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

Paradise Singles Bar.

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'