Pick-up Line Aficionados Mugs

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

Paradise Singles Bar.