Pickup Line Aficionados Mugs

Would you care to join my brothers, my wolverine and me at our table? You see, with six you get egg roll, and at this point in my life "getting egg roll" is as close s I come to "getting lucky." China Garden. !?!

"Penny for your thoughts." "Cheap bastard."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"So, back to my place?"

"There's something different about you."

He's Tasty!

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"