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"Penny for your thoughts." "Cheap bastard."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

How about giving me your phone number. It's in the phone book. But I don't know your name... It's in the phone book.

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So, back to my place?"

He's Tasty!

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.