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"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

So, your place...or my mother's?

Another Failed Geek Pickup Line

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'