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'Do you wanna read my body language?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

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"So, back to my place?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

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"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

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