Pickup Line Connoisseur Pillows

"You can trust me. I wear my name on a lanyard."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Where have you been hiding all my life?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.