Pick-up Line Connoisseur Pillows

"No, you can't have my number but don't worry, I've already got yours!"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

He's Tasty!

"So, back to my place?"

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'