Pick-up Line Connoisseur Pillows

"No, you can't have my number but don't worry, I've already got yours!"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So, back to my place?"

He's Tasty!

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'