Cheesy Pick-up Line Enthusiast Pillows

"May I write a poem about you?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'