Cheesy Pick-up Line Collector Pillows

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

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"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"