Cheesy Pick-up Line Collector Pillows

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

He's Tasty!

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.