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'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'You had me at hell.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"There's something different about you."

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"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.