Collecting Pickup Lines Pillows

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

He's Tasty!

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"