Pickup Lines Pillows

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

'Do you come here often?'

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You had me at hell."

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'