Pickup Lines Pillows

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

'Do you come here often?'

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

'I need a lot of understanding.' - 'Say what?'

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'