Pickup Line Pros Pillows

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"There's something different about you."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

"So, back to my place?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?