Pickup Line Pros Gifts

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"So, back to my place?"

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.