Master Of The Pickup Lines Gifts

If they’re known for their legendary pickup lines and quick wit, surprise them with gifts that joke along with their playful charm. Our collection features witty, funny, and charming items—perfect for those who love to break the ice with a smile.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"So, back to my place?"

from $19.00

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

from $19.00

Fresh fish

from $19.00

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

from $19.00

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman." mockup

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

from $19.00

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!" mockup

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

from $19.00

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.' mockup

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

from $19.00

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'. mockup

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

from $19.00

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.." mockup

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

from $19.00

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!' mockup

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

from $19.00

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...." mockup

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

from $19.00

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"They're especially bold at this time of year." mockup

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

from $19.00

"Why do you wear green lipstick?" mockup

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

from $19.00

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?' mockup

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

from $19.00

"There's something different about you."

"There's something different about you." mockup

"There's something different about you."

from $19.00

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.' mockup

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

from $19.00

Steve needed to work on his approach. mockup

Steve needed to work on his approach.

from $19.00

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!' mockup

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

from $19.00

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?' mockup

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

from $19.00

He's Tasty!

from $19.00

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?' mockup

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

from $19.00

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?" mockup

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

from $19.00

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!" mockup

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

from $19.00

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes. mockup

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

from $19.00

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?' mockup

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

from $19.00

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar. mockup

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

from $19.00

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

from $19.00

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

from $19.00

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm mockup

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

from $19.00

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!' mockup

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

from $19.00

Paradise Singles Bar.

from $19.00

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!" mockup

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

from $19.00

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!' mockup

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

from $19.00

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

from $19.00

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!" mockup

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

from $19.00

Master Of The Pickup Lines Gifts Collection

Master Of The Pickup Lines Mugs

Looking for more gift ideas? Check out our collection of mugs celebrating pickup lines and witty chat-up sayings.

Master Of The Pickup Lines Pillows

Sink into comfort with pillows featuring funny pickup line quotes—great for adding personality to any space.

Master Of The Pickup Lines Prints

Decorate with prints that highlight their mastery of the pickup line—bold, funny, and full of charm.

Master Of The Pickup Lines T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts that showcase clever pickup lines and humorous designs—perfect for the charismatic in your life.