Master Of The Pickup Lines Mugs

"So, back to my place?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"