Pickup Line Master Mugs

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"I may not be Mr. Right, but I know Mr. Right, and maybe if you sleep with me it will make him jealous."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"FISH ON"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"So, back to my place?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.