Pickup Line Master Gifts

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"I may not be Mr. Right, but I know Mr. Right, and maybe if you sleep with me it will make him jealous."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"FISH ON"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So, back to my place?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

He's Tasty!

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.