Pickup Line Strategist Gifts

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Do you come here often?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Paradise Singles Bar.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Why parallel lines never meet.