Pickup Line Enthusiast Gifts

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

The Elephant Man makes his move.

'So much for the milk and cookies. How do you take your eggs in the morning?'

'I take it that's a 'no'.'

"My friend finds you attractive....would you mind going outside to check on her seeing-eye dog?"

'My life coach tells me I find you very attractive.'

'How about coming back to my place, to look at my I-chings? '

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

He's Tasty!

'You're a dead ringer for my ex boyfriend.' (Flirting with death).

'No, but she said I could have all the virtual dates I want for $9.95 a month.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'So, is there a Mr. Hot Chick?'

'Your placebo or mine?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'...better than a slap with a kipper...'

'I see by your body language that you believe in love at first sight!'

'Hi, I'm Lars Fusco, and I've got a bottle of wine back at my house that your name on it.'

"I like everything except the hot tub. I haven't been varnished in a while."

Meditatation: I don't know your name but I feel very drawn to you...how about we go for a drink later?

Jimmy had finally found the perfect pick-up line - he thought

That dress certainly matches your eyes.

'I'm really pleased to meet you, Raymond... Where have you been all of my life, and when are you going back there?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that you have the classic American face."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."