Pick-up Line Enthusiasts Gifts

"Beat it buster! I only fancy bad boys."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

Why parallel lines never meet.