Vintage Pickup Line Enthusiast Gifts

"Would you like to see my Fig Leaf Collection?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

"So, back to my place?"

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"