Pick-up Line Enthusiast Gifts

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

Your place or mine, or right here?

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

'Do you have to shoot me with that. Can't you give me a couple of great pickup lines instead?'

'I have a better idea. Let's go to my place.'

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.