Master Of Pick-up Lines Gifts

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

Paradise Singles Bar.