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"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

Talk to me baby, I'm all ears.