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Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Do you come here often?'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

"So, back to my place?"

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

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