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'Are you hitting on me?'

"These aren't 'etchings,' Romeo, they're lithographs."

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

Hi, I'm Lars Fusco, and I've got a bottle of wine back at my house that has your name on it. What makes you think my name is "Thunderbird"?

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

Could you be sincere with a guy like me?

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Fresh fish

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'You had me at hell.'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

He's Tasty!

"So, back to my place?"

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."