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'Are you hitting on me?'

"These aren't 'etchings,' Romeo, they're lithographs."

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

Could you be sincere with a guy like me?

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

He's Tasty!

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So, back to my place?"

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'