Pick-up Line Expert Pillows

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Do you come here often?'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"So, back to my place?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'What's a gal like you doing in an ocean like this?!'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Paradise Singles Bar.